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Here's our Judge's opinions for the 2002 Chick Tract Contest. Their votes are added together for a file score reflected at the very bottom. Our Judges were Richard Lee (President of the Chick Tract Club), and Ray Ruenes (a regular contributor to Chickcomics.com) and anonymous.
Richard's Rational First: Tom A. for sending a tract to Charles Bishop. Now let's wait for the heart attack! At least this Charles Bishop has a $5 contribution from Tom A. along with the tract, so now he can buy aspirin to lessen his chances of fulfilling Chick prophecy. Second: Astroweaver, just for the comment on the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 remark on a child's vibrator, just to tell you what's on the minds of fundamentalists who assume the worst about others. Assuming the children live long enough to discover self-indulgence after gorging themselves on theater popcorn, thus leaving them undesirable for a real relationship, haw haw haw. Third: Victor, for giving a tract to a rabbi as if the rabbi would repent in 24 pages like in the tracts (or die in an unexpected crash to meet the Faceless One who would send him to Hell for not believing in Him although Jesus loves Jews).
Ray's Remarks... #1 New Yorker's. His was the most elaborate and interesting of all five submissions, with interesting similies (such as "they crowded around the tract like it was the only source of heat in a freezing room"). #2 Tom A's. He mailed a tract to a political candidate who shared the same name as someone who gets tossed to hell in the tract in question. His mention of his "generous $5 donation of course" was icing on the cake. #3. Victor's. I'd have labeled his #2 if he'd included a stronger-hitting Hebrew-outreach tract of Jack's like Holocaust or especially Where's Rabbi Waxman?
And Anonymous... 1. Tom A's tale of Charles Bishop! Charlie may not have won the Governor's race, but at least he survived the November 22nd Coronary! (See The Assignment for details.) 2. New Yorker's story of God making the people go the same direction he was going, so that he could give them the tract. 3. Victor's story of the Hannukah gift to the Rabbi. I'm sure he appreciated the stamps!
A first rating gets 3 points, a second rating gets 2 points, and a third rating gets 1 point. All three opinions added together come out to a final verdict of... 1st Place Winner: Tom A! (8 points. Winner of the All Assortment Pack of Tracts.) 2nd Place Winner: New Yorker! (5 points. Wins 35 different tracts.) 3rd Place Winner: Victor! (3 points. Wins a fist full of tracts.) Honorable Mention: Astroweaver! (2 points.) Congratulations to all our contestants, and remember, it costs less than 15 cents to give away a Chick tract. Come up with a good idea, carry it out, and let us know about it for the 2003 contest. You may be next year's winner! |
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