Visit us for free... FOREVER!
Some people just can't get enough of the Terror... and we would like to invite such persons to visit us for free... forever!
How can you become one of these lucky individuals? It's as easy as 1 - 2 - 3!
1. You include a provision in your will to leave your cremated remains to us.
2. You die.
3. There is no # three. (Because you're dead.)
When you finally leave this earthly plane, your executor/ personal representative can arrange to deliver you and your urn (or other container*) to The Terror for eternal placement. We will gladly add you to our collection of previous persons who watch over our humble house of horrors throughout the year.
What's that you say? You didn't know others were already present? But of course! You didn't think that chill that runs up your spine when you visit us is from a cold draft, did you? Besides, we wouldn't want you to retire here alone. It's very quiet (except for all the screaming in October). And if you're the restless type, you're more than welcome to leave your container, float around, and create whatever mischief you desire. (Just don't tip over any of the other urns.)
We will keep your presence discrete unless you specify otherwise. And we will do our best to maintain your peace and security within our cavernous steel walls. It's rent free, you'll have plenty to keep you entertained (at least during October).
We take our haunting business very seriously, so yes, this offer is serious. We're actually the first and only haunted house that provides this service. We feel it's a good way to take back from the community and encourage recycling (not to mention, add to the overall ambiance of the haunt). If you're interested, feel free to contact us with any questions or additional information. You might not want to put it off too long though, just in case....
We encourage you to join us and hope to see you soon!
-The Management
* Sorry, we can only accept cremated remains in urns or creamation mini-casketss at this time. (We cannot accept any more full-sized, embalmed bodies since The Cadavers Union forbids us from flooding the market.)
