Play and obey the subliminal message:
ASSAULT your SENSES!
SEE a headless human revived from the dead!
FEEL the SPINE TINGLER, a subliminal sonic technology tantalize your nerves!
HEAR the blood curdling screams of your girlfriend... and probably yourself!
TASTE unfettered FEAR!
You can drive to Orlando, spend $42 - $67 in tickets (plus gas, tolls, and hotel fees), and wait hours in each line to experience smaller 5 minute haunts with less scares...
OR you can go local (loco?) and experience North Florida's BIGGEST haunt!
A word of warning: DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING! Because nothing is quite dead in our house of horrors!
UNISEX WARNING:
GALS: Don't come with guys you don't like, because you'll be wrapped around them before the night is over!
GUYS: Only bring dates you think can still respect you after hearing you scream like a girl!
* Please note: We harm no animals during our human sacrifices.
rev 10.10.11