ASSAULT your SENSES!
SEE a member of their audience have their skull removed!
FEEL the SPINE TINGLER, a revolutionary sonic technology tantalize your nerves!
HEAR the blood curdling screams of your girlfriend... and probably yourself!
TASTE unfettered FEAR!
You can drive to Orlando, spend $70 in tickets (plus gas and hotel fees), then wait an hour in each line to walk through smaller 5 minute haunts with less scares...
OR you can go local (loco?) and see North Florida's BIGGEST and SCARIEST haunt!
A word of warning though: DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING! Because nothing is quite dead in our house of horrors!
Don't miss Tallahassee's most thrilling Halloween event: The Terror of Tallahassee!
UNISEX WARNING:
GALS: Don't come with guys you don't want to be close to, because you'll be clinging to them before the night is over!
GUYS: Only bring dates you think will still respect you after hearing you scream like a girl!
* Please note: We harm no animals during our human sacrifices.
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