ASSAULT your SENSES!
SEE a beautiful woman EXPLODE into a WILD BEAST... before your very eyes!
FEEL the SPINE TINGLER, a revolutionary sonic technology first unveiled HERE!
HEAR the blood curdling screams of your girlfriend... and probably yourself!
TASTE unfettered FEAR!
PLUS, you'll actually witness PSYCHIC SURGURY -- a human ripped open with BARE HANDS!
And you'll meet GORDO, our hideous resident FREAK!
(He's kinda our caretaker. He crawls around inside all year 'round!)
You can drive hundreds of miles and get half the show for thrice the price, or --
You can confront your worst nightmares here at ground zero!
A word of warning though: DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING! Because nothing is quite dead in our house of horrors!
Don't miss Tallahassee's most thrilling Halloween event: The Terror of Tallahassee!
UNISEX WARNING:
GALS: Don't come with guys you don't want to be close to, because you'll be clinging to them before the night is over!
GUYS: Only bring dates you think will still respect you after hearing you scream like a girl!
* Please note: We harm no animals during our human sacrifices.
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