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Chick Tract Contest 2004
Your Chance to Spread The Word (that Chick tracts are fun!) We want to know the strangest and/or funniest place you've ever left a Chick tract. It can be years ago or just minutes ago that you did it. Several factors will be considered for determining the winner. What was the tract title (if relevant). For example, did someone ever leave a copy of Flight 144 on Flight 144? How difficult was it to deliver? (Has anyone ever gotten a copy of The Death Cookie to the Pope?) How obscure was the location? (Space Shuttle access, anyone?) Obviously, we have to rely on the honor system here. We have no way of knowing for sure if you actually delivered the goods (but the faceless one upstairs knows, so better stick to the facts!) Besides, the hardest part is coming up with the winning idea. Just think of something funny and then make it happen. Mailing tracts to famous individuals is also allowed (but we'll expect you to furnish the address that you sent it to discourage wild claims.) You can also enter as many times as you like (with different entries, naturally.) E-mail me your entry and we'll post the stories here as they come in. First prize is-- well, you guessed it, an all assortment pack of tracts containing over 75 different titles shipped straight to your home. 2nd Prize will be "a mouthful of tracts" (3 dozen different titles). 3rd prize will be "a fistfull o' tracts" (1 dozen tracts). This contest will end on Christmas 2004. So don't delay, spread your Chicks today! Go here to see winners from previous years! SUBMISSIONS! Don't be shy, have some fun! Place some Chicks in clever locations and tell us about it!
Your odds of winning one of three prizes are darn good! If there are no other entries, your odds are 100% (the two examples don't count.) If there are less than four entries, you WILL place! So send us your entry! Below are two SAMPLE entries from non-eligible contestants (people who can't win because they work with our web site). You'll should still enjoy reading them though and they give an idea of different techniques folks have used in the past.
Entry #0 (example only): Richard Here's my story: Back when I was in high school, I placed an ad in the school newspaper with my picture, and called it a coupon. In it, I said that anyone who clips out the coupon and presented it to me when they saw me would get a free gift. Lunch hour came, and many people in the high school who I didn't know came up to me (recognizing me from the picture) and redeemed their coupons. What was the prize? You guessed it-- Chick tracts! George Collins of Battle Cry wants me to write about this for future publication.
Entry #0 (example only): Anonymous Our County Commission recently debated if they should give homosexuals special protections in the rent laws. Naturally, the liberal newspaper was all for it and since 6 of the 7 Commissioners were Democrats, it looked like a done deal. I went to speak against it anyway. The audience was packed with gays who were rude and shouted down the few brave citizens who dared speak against the measure. And of course, the Jelly spined politicians passed the measure claiming it was "civil rights" (what an insult to minorities!) But I still got the last laugh (thanks to Chick Tracts). I left generous helpings of Doom Town in the chambers for those who needed it most! Haw-haw-haw! |
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